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      <title>Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass (2026) — 8.0/10</title>
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      <description>Silly, filthy, surprisingly charming, and far funnier than its absurd title prepared me for.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2026 19:48:33 GMT</pubDate>
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      <description>Tense, disturbing, brilliantly acted, and powered by Paul Walter Hauser deciding nobody watching deserved to feel clean again.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2026 07:16:28 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>The Shield (2002) — 9.0/10</title>
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      <description>No happy endings, and that is exactly why the ending works. Nine out of ten corrupt bastards.</description>
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      <title>Landman (2024) — 8.0/10</title>
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      <description>Needs a little time to warm up, but once it gets pumping, the damn thing moves.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2026 07:16:28 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>The End of Oak Street (2026) — 2.0/10</title>
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      <description>One big old pile of shit, except the original pile had better composition.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2026 20:14:21 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Why I Named a Company After a Raccoon Suit</title>
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      <description>It&apos;s a raccoon costume from a 1988 video game. It&apos;s also the most honest description I have of how I work, why I work alone, and what I think software owes the people who use it.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2026 02:18:30 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>I accidentally became Florida&apos;s food safety department</title>
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      <description>Eat Safely In Florida just passed 500,000 visits. Three weeks old, five dollars a month, no idea how. The plan was tacos.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2026 16:42:08 GMT</pubDate>
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      <description>Fifteen projects, four hobbies, and no single place to put any of it. That was getting silly.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2026 21:35:01 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>What shipping alone actually costs</title>
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      <description>Everyone talks about the freedom. Fewer people mention that you are also the QA department, the support inbox and the person who has to decide when something is finished.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2026 21:35:01 GMT</pubDate>
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